今天我的奶好脹!

話說今天下班時,去附近的茶飲店買杯綠茶邊走邊喝,一路上行人雜沓,很熱鬧的都市生活 …
 
我走著走著,嘴裡吸著好喝的綠茶,眼裡看了好多個正妹,
 
然後 … 重點來了 …
 
突然有兩個男人勾肩撘背,本來我是要當做若無其事的走過的 … 畢竟戀愛自由嘛 …
 
誰知道,就在擦肩而過的時候,其中一個男的跟另一個男的說
 
 
 
 
 
「今天我的奶好脹!…
                              今天我的奶好脹!…
                                                        今天我的奶好脹!」 …
 
不誇張,我馬上把嘴裡的綠茶吐出來 …
 
然後有種衝動想把沒喝完的綠茶往他們頭殼小砸下去!!
 
X!! 到現在都還有點反胃 …
 
天啊 … 現在是怎樣?

About alwayscola18

*Always be misunderstood. *Majored in business administration, but contributing to satisfaction of primary living needs. *Prefer to speak out, and enjoy silence. *A Mandarin speaker, but not a grand-China nationalist; a Hokkien dialect speaker, but not an aggressive grass-root activist; an English reader, but not negative to my homeland; a baby Christian, but not a confrontationist to the God of earth. *With personalities of patience, cleverness, discernment, toleration, self-confidence, and friendliness.
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